MI5 Persecution: Gagged by BBC Ariels editor

[Turby]

Gagged by BBC Ariel's editor

Usenet is a wonderful thing. It's so easy to ignore all the crap that
gets spewed and just focus on what interests you, but occasionally,
once in a blue moon, some bit of weirdness hits the funny bone smack
dab on target. It took a paranoid conspiracy kook to find the
connection between surfing, pyrotechnics, sex, fishing, and magazines.
Who'da thunk it?

"I was out surfing the other day, when a giant bass leaped onto my
board and started giving me oral sex. When it damn near sucked the
foreskin off my penis, I started seeing fireworks. Unfortunately,
there was a photog in the water who caught the event and my pic ended
up on the cover of Realm."

[Lloyd E. Sponenburgh]

'cmon, guys. Stop cross-posting this all over the groups. Pick one, and
keep it there.

LS

Post by Turby

Gagged by BBC Ariel's editor

Usenet is a wonderful thing. It's so easy to ignore all the crap that
gets spewed and just focus on what interests you, but occasionally,
once in a blue moon, some bit of weirdness hits the funny bone smack
dab on target. It took a paranoid conspiracy kook to find the
connection between surfing, pyrotechnics, sex, fishing, and magazines.
Who'da thunk it?
"I was out surfing the other day, when a giant bass leaped onto my
board and started giving me oral sex. When it damn near sucked the
foreskin off my penis, I started seeing fireworks. Unfortunately,
there was a photog in the water who caught the event and my pic ended
up on the cover of Realm."
--
Turby the Turbosurfer